
It was a double whammy this weekend. Not only were we blessed with two lots of wardrobe changes per finalist, we also found out that Cheryl has not one, but TWO stylists! You know what they say about too many cooks… Her dress looked like something fashioned by the local primary school kids. Removing the ghastly sleeve and the messy black corsage – which, by the way, made her hips look twice the size – was all it would have taken. Come on Cheryl, your public want couture, not costume!
Although Dannii’s dress was practically slit to the crotch (thank goodness for that desk to shield our innocent eyes) her style was pretty much flawless. Not liking the hair so much this week, though.
Danyl showed promise, looking good in simple jeans and a t-shirt. Did his performance really need to be accessorised with fire-dancers? Ok, Brian Friedman, we get that his song was ‘Relight my Fire’ – the song title was our first clue. Danyl’s second outfit unfortunately let him down. Does no one own an iron back there in wardrobe?
What on earth did they style Lloyd in this week? Was that a bib/shirt? And why was he allowed to go on stage with said shirt hanging down by his knees? Some weeks, I weep for what was and what could have been and this week I was crying a river. The morning suit with the skinny tie… dear, oh dear.
Both of Olly’s outfits were laughable. Surely, by week eight our finalists should be falling into their own style niches, and the show’s stylists should be working to fine tune this. In the beginning, the force was strong with this one, but Olly’s wardrobe seems to be in reverse. At least this week there was a waistcoat to cover his gaping-shirt malfunction.
Joe. Vanilla Joe. Don’t get me wrong, I think Joe’s a sweetheart, but his clothes are just so blah. It’s like wardrobe forget about him every week and just stick him in whatever is left. I guarantee that most of the cameramen will be better dressed than he is.
Stacey is the one remaining contestant with any oomph left in that bland wardrobe vortex; if it wasn’t for her adding a bit of sparkle and glam, that stage would be a style abyss – especially now Jedward have sadly departed. She looked stunning for both her performances.
In the naughty corner this week…
The X Factor stylists. Top marks for Stacey, but you have other acts you should be concentrating on.
Sunday Best:
Mr. Cowell, for actually wearing something other than black… even if it was grey.


















